A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.
"GOD BLESS TEXAS"
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, Nov 07 2005 11:11 PM
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Posted 07 November 2005 - 11:11 PM
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 02:48 AM
Sigh.
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 05:12 AM
LMFAO that was funny... but racist 
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 01:28 PM
I hope we don't have any offended parties here?
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:51 AM
I'm mexican 
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 05:47 AM
And I'm the Queen of England... And I'm not even Female 
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 06:21 AM
they should do that to our moronic president lol we shouldnt have to deal with the same retard twice either lol
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 06:56 AM
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they should do that to our moronic president lol we shouldnt have to deal with the same retard twice either lol
Careful, BSOD, remember the President's statement after 9/11:
"Either you're with us or against us".
You might get put in group 2 for that remark...
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 08:18 AM
he cant even count to two lol , i regret electing this sad excuse for a college graduate. To think , rich oil loving texas gov gets elected president, drags us into a prelude to World War III ... while he reads books upside down and trys to fix whatever reputation he had.
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 01:34 PM
His popularity is at an all time low right now...
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 09:06 PM
tntoak, on Nov 9 2005, 01:56 AM, said:
Careful, BSOD, remember the President's statement after 9/11:
"Either you're with us or against us".
You might get put in group 2 for that remark...
"Either you're with us or against us".
You might get put in group 2 for that remark...
I'm with you BSOD!
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 09:13 PM
So long as its not out-and-out bashing, its ok. Best to use your own judgement.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 09:19 PM
Ah well, 10 kind of people you know....
those who can count binary, and those who can't
those who can count binary, and those who can't
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