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#1 Nvyseal

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 05:01 PM

images/news/dell.jpgReader K's call to Dell tech support for his laptop resulted in the tech helping him break a different computer, then sending him a replacement laptop full of human pubic hair. After diagnosing a faulty power adapter with K's laptop, the Dell technician asked him to plug the malfunctioning adapter into his other, out-of-warranty Dell to confirm the problem. K was reluctant, but complied, and fried his old laptop in the process. To their credit, Dell offered a replacement; unfortunately, it had a full bush.

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When I opened up the new laptop, I saw the screen was scratched and dirty, and the keyboard was covered in debris. Wait, not debris....what is that? HAIRS!? Not just any hairs - these could only be described as pubes. I hate to be so crude, but pubes are pubes. Not the incidental curly hair, but rather mini-tufts between the keys. My only guess is that Ron Jeremy was the previous owner.

See the fury laptop over at Consumerist


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Posted 09 April 2008 - 06:46 PM

:g:

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:09 PM

:g: that's Dell for ya :sphere:

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:07 PM

I'm sure it was an honest mistake.

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:17 PM

View Postbrewin, on Apr 9 2008, 03:07 PM, said:

I'm sure it was an honest mistake.
now we know what happened to christo's rma'd...um, unit :g:

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:18 PM

Dude! You bought a Dell??? :g:

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:36 PM

Thats just nasty. I wonder what the guy found stuffed into the DVD Drive :g:

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:43 AM

I wonder if the lappy came with a comb??? :g: ...talker. :sphere:




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