1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis ? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark ?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Deep Thoughts For Those Who May Take Life Way Too Seriously
Started by
Scuba
, Aug 01 2007 04:17 PM
7 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:17 PM
#2
Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:27 PM
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17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Thanks Scuba!
#3
Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:58 PM
haha, i love these
#4
Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:17 PM
Those are great!
#5
Posted 02 August 2007 - 02:19 AM
Great- I'm gonna use some of those
#6
Posted 06 August 2007 - 03:28 PM
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too
#7
Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:56 AM
Wonderful, truly wonderful. Especially #20...talker.
#8
Posted 07 August 2007 - 02:18 AM
lol thanks, those were entertaining
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