(not to be sexist, but these are kinda funny...
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Men...Women
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, Jul 19 2007 04:46 PM
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 04:46 PM
(not to be sexist, but these are kinda funny...
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:55 PM
m.oreilly, on Jul 19 2007, 12:46 PM, said:
(not to be sexist, but these are kinda funny...
)Something isn't workin right in your post there, Mosephus.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:57 PM
A man pays US$2 for a US$1 product that he needs.
A woman pays US$1 for a US$ 2 product that she will never need.
A woman worries about future until she finds a husband.
A man never worries about future until he gets married.
The man of sucess is the one that has more money than his wife can spend.
The woman of sucess is the one that finds this guy.
To be happy with a man, a woman must understand and love him.
To be happy with a woman, a man must love her and never try to undestand her.
A woman gets married hoping that the man change, but he doesnt change.
A man gets married hoping that the woman doesnt change, but she does.
A woman pays US$1 for a US$ 2 product that she will never need.
A woman worries about future until she finds a husband.
A man never worries about future until he gets married.
The man of sucess is the one that has more money than his wife can spend.
The woman of sucess is the one that finds this guy.
To be happy with a man, a woman must understand and love him.
To be happy with a woman, a man must love her and never try to undestand her.
A woman gets married hoping that the man change, but he doesnt change.
A man gets married hoping that the woman doesnt change, but she does.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:43 PM
LOL, those are great!! Makes me not want to get married now, so thanks!!
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 10:06 PM
Woman are just like cats:
They take forever to wash
The want attention when you're watching the game
They stink on the toilet, but will never tell you she did it
The don't want attention when you want to give it
They can get mean without any warning and scratch your skin off
They let you think you're in charge, while in reality, you never were
The only difference?
Cats have more hair!
They take forever to wash
The want attention when you're watching the game
They stink on the toilet, but will never tell you she did it
The don't want attention when you want to give it
They can get mean without any warning and scratch your skin off
They let you think you're in charge, while in reality, you never were
The only difference?
Cats have more hair!
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 11:33 PM
I don't know, some women can have a lot of hair!!
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:34 AM
chriso_86, on Jul 19 2007, 04:33 PM, said:
I don't know, some women can have a lot of hair!!
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:53 AM
Womens Rules kinda work like this:
1. The female is always right.
2. In the unlikely event of the female being wrong, refer to Rule 1.
1. The female is always right.
2. In the unlikely event of the female being wrong, refer to Rule 1.
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 02:14 AM
Hmm...that stuff wasn't showing up for me earlier. Must've just been a problem on my end. Carry on!
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 02:26 AM
eniparadoxgma, on Jul 19 2007, 07:14 PM, said:
Hmm...that stuff wasn't showing up for me earlier. Must've just been a problem on my end. Carry on!
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 02:49 AM
Nvyseal, on Jul 19 2007, 07:26 PM, said:
Hmm, You must be blind to women!
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 03:55 AM
Oh man, these are so true and so great! It made my day.
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:57 PM
Nvyseal, on Jul 20 2007, 06:05 AM, said:
True, the ones that aren't like that, you have to pay for them, which we don't want offcourse!
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 01:56 PM
Nvyseal, on Jul 19 2007, 10:26 PM, said:
Hmm, You must be blind to women!
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