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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down
>for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my
>wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to
>your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'
>
> She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
>
> "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
> On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
> "Here try these on."
>
> She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
>me."
>
> Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
>
> Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
>"Here-you try on mine."
>
> He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
>
> Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
>attitude, you never will."
>
> And they lived happily ever after.
>
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