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#1 necrocowboy

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 09:20 AM

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Does this nose ring make me look fat?


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#2 Sphere

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 10:55 AM

pretty cool things there!

#3 m.oreilly

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 03:50 PM

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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

<_<

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 04:20 PM

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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

How about never? Is never good for you?

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


<_< :chriso:

#5 hog

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:37 AM

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I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

That would be quite surprising to hear on an answering machine !

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:12 AM

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.


LOL, that is my favorite one by far!!!!!!

#7 Christopholofigus

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 05:50 AM

View Postnecrocowboy, on Apr 17 2007, 02:20 AM, said:

/snip

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

/snip
This one is great! :bluerip:

#8 Vipers_Girl666

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 04:22 PM

View Posthog, on Apr 20 2007, 08:37 PM, said:

That would be quite surprising to hear on an answering machine !


Right now you can only imagine much I relate to that one.....




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