A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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othman11
, Jan 06 2007 07:41 PM
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 07:41 PM
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 07:43 PM
LOL, thanks man!!
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Posted 07 January 2007 - 11:47 PM
Freakin' great. Brought a smile to my face. Thanks.
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:15 AM
got me!
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 05:50 AM
lmao good one
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 06:47 AM
gee oth, sounds like something patty said to me lately 
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