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[othman11]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the
window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.



When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.



At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says " Hi, my name is
Kevin, it's winter in Missouri and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

[Christopholofigus]

LOL...good old blond jokes.

[VROSA]

Good one !

[Roadrunner]

Blonde Jokes, eh?

OK------

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

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Mommy, mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF." Is that because I am blonde?

Yes, dear that's because you're blonde.

Mommy, mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six. Is that because I'm blonde?

Yes, dear, it's because you are blonde.

Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn't even need a bra, but I wear a "C" cup. Is that because I'm blonde?

No, dear. It's because you're 22.

Edited by Roadrunner, 11 January 2007 - 02:22 AM.

[m.oreilly]

haha, i've heard this as a lawyer/politician joke too