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Does that mean Duke Nukem Forever is coming out soon then?
Only 253 days to go according to HERE LOL!
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Posted 18 January 2007 - 05:49 PM
Only 253 days to go according to HERE LOL!
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Posted 18 January 2007 - 10:37 PM
Pinocchio and Splinters
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, "Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower too, right?"
The man asks, "Why would I be?"
The manager replies, "Because when the lawn seed grows, you''''ll need something to cut the grass with."
Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, "Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?"
The shocked man asks, "Why?!"
The young man then replies, "Well, your weekend's f***, so you might as well mow the lawn."
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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General Store Sales Pitch
A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, "Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower too, right?"
The man asks, "Why would I be?"
The manager replies, "Because when the lawn seed grows, you''''ll need something to cut the grass with."
Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, "Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?"
The shocked man asks, "Why?!"
The young man then replies, "Well, your weekend's f***, so you might as well mow the lawn."
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Posted 18 January 2007 - 11:00 PM
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 03:00 AM
Nice lol, He has a point... 
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 03:14 AM
GSG-9, on Jan 18 2007, 07:00 PM, said:
Nice lol, He has a point...
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:15 AM
Nvyseal, on Jan 18 2007, 04:37 PM, said:
Pinocchio and Splinters
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:18 AM
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I guess that's one way to get rid of wood.
Cold water?
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:26 AM
GSG-9, on Jan 18 2007, 09:00 PM, said:
Nice lol, He has a point...
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:27 AM
hehe
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:34 AM
Camaro, on Jan 18 2007, 08:26 PM, said:
Until he SANDS it off
Well, all he has to do is lie some more, it will grow back
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:45 AM
Nvyseal, on Jan 18 2007, 10:34 PM, said:
Well, all he has to do is lie some more, it will grow back .................................................................................
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 05:14 AM
Pinocchio's girlfriend's name was Sandy 
she was a good lathe
she was a good lathe
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:24 PM
Nvyseal, on Jan 18 2007, 11:14 PM, said:
Pinocchio's girlfriend's name was Sandy she was a good lathe
she was a good lathe You guys are killing me here.
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:35 PM
Wow, I haven't been here in 4 pages 
Happy Friday everyone
Happy Friday everyone
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 05:02 PM
Hey RJ!!! Glad to see you around!! Yeah, it's been awhile!! You haven't been on skype in a long time either!! Hope you are having a good one.
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