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[Scuba]

JOHNNY AT HIS BEST

>A teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: Have their parents tell
>them a story with a moral.
>
>The next day the kids came to class, and one by one, told their stories.
>
>Little Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and have
>hens that lay eggs for market. Once we were taking a basket of eggs to
>market on the front seat of the pick-up truck and we hit a big bump in
>the
>road. The eggs went flying and broke all over everything."
>
>"And what is the moral to that story?"
>
>"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
>
>"Very good" said the teacher. Then little Tammy raised her hand and said,
>We live on a farm, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We
>had
>a dozen eggs once but when they hatched, we only had ten live chicks.
>And
>the moral to that story is .. don't count your chickens before they are
>hatched."
>
>"That was a fine example, Tammy. Johnny, I believe you had your hand up
>next
>"
>
>"Yes Ma'am. My daddy told me that my Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in
>Desert Storm and her plane was hit. She had to bail out over enemy
>territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a
>machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down, so it wouldn't break, and
>then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She
>killed
>seventy of them with the machine gun, until she ran out of bullets, then
>she
>killed twenty more with the machete before the blade broke off. Then she
>killed the last ten with her bare hands."
>
>"Good Heavens!" said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy tell you
>was the moral to that terrible story?"
>
>"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking

[m.oreilly]

hehe, very good

[Nvyseal]

Good one Scuba!

[David_Heavey]

Love it

[chriso_86]

LOL, I am glad I don't have any relatives like that. Not really a heavy drinking family.