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> Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a
>long, hard
> look at herself.
> "You know, Harvey ," she comments. "I stare into this mirror
>and I see an
> ancient creature.
> My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle
>to my waist,
> my arms and legs
> are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a
>sad, deflated
> version of the Hindenberg!
> My body has just gone to hell in a hand basket!"
> She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me
>just one
> positive thing about my body so
> I can feel better about myself." Harvey studies Gladys
>critically for a
> moment and then says in a soft,
> thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your
>eyesight."
> He never heard the shot.....
>
That was good! The only thing is one day someone is going to ask us all the same question so start thinking of a better answer. 
