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[tc1]

A guy was in a supermarket when he noticed an old
lady following him around. Whenever he stopped, she stopped, and she also
kept
staring at him. She finally overtook him just before the checkout where she
turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel uncomfortable -
it's
just that you look so much like my late son."

"Oh, that's ok," he said.

"I know it's silly," she continued, "but if you
called out 'Goodbye, Mother' as I leave, it would make me ever so
happy."

The old lady proceeded through the checkout and as
she left the supermarket, the man called out "Goodbye Mother." The old lady
waved back, and kindly smiled.

Pleased he had brought a bit of sunshine to
someone's day, the man went to pay for his groceries.

"That'll be 105 dollars," said the
clerk.

"How come?" inquired the man. "I've only bought a
few things!"

"Yeah, but your mother said you'd pay for hers
too."
:handlebars:

[m.oreilly]

i have to remember that...might come in handy one of these days.

[Roadrunner]

Yeh, don't ever underestimate an old person :rolleyes:

[mark64]

yeah, old peeps are smart.
Im almost old,

[Nvyseal]

hmm, i think in another year, ill be old, but ive been saying that for years!

[tc1]

Nvy, anytime your want to swap, for old, just let me know, lol. EVEN Swap.

[simon]

yea really Tc1 hes not soo old

[Scuba]

Good joke, but now everyone knows how i shop for food while im in college, Way to go.

[m.oreilly]

Scuba, on Aug 29 2006, 05:20 PM, said:

Good joke, but now everyone knows how i shop for food while im in college, Way to go.

hehehe

[clarky3429]

nice one there! pls just as a side note, if you are going to post things from emails, get rid of the > it would be much appreciated!!! :-)

[chriso_86]

LOL, that is awesome!! To bad that is what I will be doing since by the time I come of age I won't have Social Security since it will be all gone!