>"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
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>
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> THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY.
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> WHEREVER I GO CHUCKIE GOES."
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> "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN
>THE THEATER."
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> THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
>OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE
>THEATER.
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>
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> HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
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> THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
>UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
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> "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
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>
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> "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
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> "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
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> "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
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> "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.
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> "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL AT
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> OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."
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> "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S
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> EATIN' MY POPCORN"!!!!!!!!
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