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[tc1]

>A chicken farmer went to a local pub, sat next to a woman, and ordered
>
> > >a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
> > >just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
> > >
> > >"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
> > >celebrating."
> > >
> > >"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
> > >the woman.
> > >
> > >"What a coincidence," says the man.
> > >
> > >As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
> > >
> > >"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
> > >gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
> > >
> > >"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
> > >all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
>fertilized
> >eggs."
> > >
> > >"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
>fertile?"
> > >
> > >"I switched cocks," he replied.
> > >
> > >She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

[m.oreilly]

i'm sure sphere will have questions on this one, as he is a young and impressionable fellow

[simon]

lol thats good

[nitram]

Yeh she used mine.

[Sphere]

I wonder why I should have questions???

Anyway, since it doesn't state it was a beautiful woman, it wasn't me!