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>> >> saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
>> >> came to his money.
>> >>
>> >> Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I
>> >> die, I want you to take all my money and put it in
>> >> the casket with me.
>> >>
>> >> I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
>> >> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of
>> >> her heart that when he died, she would put all of
>> >> the money in the casket with him.
>> >>
>> >> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket,
>> >> his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend
>> >> was sitting next to her. When they finished the
>> >> ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
>> >> close the casket, the wife said,
>> >>
>> >> "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she
>> >> came over with the box and put it in the casket.
>> >>
>> >> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and
>> >> they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I
>> >> know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
>> >> in there with your husband."
>> >>
>> >> The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I
>> >> can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was
>> >> going to put that money in that casket with him."
>> >> "You mean to tell me you put that money in the
>> >> casket with him!!!!?"
>> >>
>> >> "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together,
>> >> put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he
>> >> can cash it, he can spend it."
but yeh, that's smartest way 
