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#1 tc1

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 03:34 AM

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
> his
> Sunday sermon.
>
> Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
>
> The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
>
> The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
>
> The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
>
> The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the
> conclusion of the sermon,
>
> the Minister reported the following results:
>
> The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
>
> The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
>
> Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
>
> Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the
> congregation,
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> What can you learn from this demonstration?
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>
>
> A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
> "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have
> worms!"
:cigar:

#2 Nvyseal

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 03:41 AM

lol, Tc1, where do you get these, their great! :cigar:

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 05:03 AM

View PostNvyseal, on Apr 29 2006, 11:41 PM, said:

lol, Tc1, where do you get these, their great! :P

i was going to ask the same thing :cigar: i look forward to reading his jokes he posts :D another good one

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 11:44 AM

Great joke !!! Really good !!!
Lets drink and smoke a lot to avoid the worms... LOL...

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 01:32 PM

Lol great joke. Who on earth comes up with these?

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 04:19 PM

LOL good one :cigar:

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 04:24 PM

LOL good one !!

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 04:31 PM

I wish my old Pastor would have done something like that :cigar:

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 06:12 PM

Wonder if he'll have animal riot groups all over him? :cigar:

Nice joke, as always :D

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 10:14 AM

Meh not bad ^__^ alittle old heard it before but in a different context but yours is better but i suspected the old lady to say "as long as you drink smoke and eat chocolate you will go to heaven" as in die but it was good i guess :cigar:

Edited by Delerious, 02 May 2006 - 10:15 AM.





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