> >>> >with
> >>> >great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new
> >>> >Catholic
> >>> >husband had settled down on the couch.
> >>> >When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to
>her,
> >> he
> >>> >replied, "It's Lent."
> >>> >In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I
>have
> >>> >ever
> >>> >heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"
> >>> >











