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>Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took
>their drink order.
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>"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
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>"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
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>"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
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>The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
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>"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
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>"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
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>"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
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>The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
>table
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>and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
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>"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
>"I want a ro! ot beer float," said the second piggy.
>"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
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> "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
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> but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
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> You're gonna LOVE me for this....
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> The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the
>way home!"
