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[tc1]

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Indiana.
>>>He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a
>>>farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the
>>>lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove
>>>up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
>>>
>>>The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
>>>this field and now I'm going to retrieve it."
>>>
>>>The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you
>>>are not coming over here!"
>>>
>>>The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
>>>attorneys in the United States and if you don't let me
>>>get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you
>>>own.
>>>
>>>The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't
>>>know how we settle disputes in the county. We settle
>>>small disagreements like this one with the Hoosier
>>>"Three Kick Rule."
>>>
>>>The lawyer asked, "What is the Hoosier "Three Kick
>>>Rule?"
>>>
>>>The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs
>>>on my land, first I kick you three times and then you
>>>kick me three times and so on, back and forth until
>>>someone gives up."
>>>
>>>The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
>>>contest and decided that he could easily take the old
>>>codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
>>>
>>>The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor
>>>and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted
>>>the toe of his heavy steel-toed boot into the lawyer's
>>>groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to
>>>the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from
>>>his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the
>>>farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him
>>>face-first into a fresh cow pie.
>>>
>>>The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed
>>>to get onto feet.
>>>
>>>Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
>>>"Okay, you old coot! Now it's my turn."
>>>
>>>The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up.
>>>
>>>You can have the duck."
>>>
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[Neon]

ha ha nice one

[ShadowFox]

ROFL that's funny

[Mr Bad Guy]

lol good one man

[Sphere]

chicken farmer!