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Sam always wanted a nice big 'Hog,' so he shopped around, answering ads
>>>>in
>>>>the newspaper, but didn't have much luck. Finally, on his way to work,
>>>>he
>>>>saw a beautiful classic Harley with a 'For Sale' sign. He's amazed to
>>>>find
>>>>the bike in mint condition, and rushes to the house to inquire about the
>>>>price. After the haggling on the price, Sam says,
>>>>
>>>>"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you
>>>>keep it
>>>>in such good shape."
>>>>
>>>>"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the
>>>>bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
>>>>protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't
>>>>need
>>>>my jar of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have my vaseline. So Sam buys
>>>>the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show
>>>>his
>>>>girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan herself).
>>>>
>>>>That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's
>>>>parents'
>>>>house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will
>>>>make
>>>>a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend
>>>>grabs
>>>>Sam's arm.
>>>>
>>>>"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before
>>>>we go
>>>>in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says
>>>>anything during dinner has to do the dishes."No problem," Sam says. And
>>>>in
>>>>they go.
>>>>
>>>>Sam is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
>>>>stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes.
>>>>Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty
>>>>dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
>>>>
>>>>As dinner progresses, Sam decides to take advantage of the situation. So
>>>>he
>>>>leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word So he decides
>>>>to
>>>>reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still
>>>>they
>>>>say nothing .So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked,
>>>>and
>>>>they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.
>>>>
>>>>"Her Mom's kinda cute," he thinks to himself. So he grabs his
>>>>girlfriend's
>>>>Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again,
>>>>total
>>>>silence.
>>>>
>>>>Then, a few raindrops hit the window and Sam realizes it's starting to
>>>>rain.
>>>>He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the
>>>>Vaseline
>>>>from his pocket.
>>>>
>>>>Suddenly the father stands up and shouts:
>>>>
>>>>"All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes!"
>>>
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[atsaunier]

thats funny

[patman174]

LOL, OMG, thats hillarious.

[ShadowFox]

ROFL that's the best yet!!!!

[Sphere]

Need to read better...

Pretty funny one!

[Mr Bad Guy]

lol, I didn't expect it to end like dat!