>around the nursing home, taking corners on one! wheel, and getting up
>to maximum speed on the long corridors.
>
>Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
>residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
>One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
>Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
>
>"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
>thing?"
>
>Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper,
>and held it up to him.
>
>"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
>popped out in front of her and shouted " STOP! Have you got proof of
>insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster,
>and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry on, ma'am."
>
>As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
>stepped out in front ! of her, stark naked, with a very sizable
>erection.
>
>"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"
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