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#1 Mr Bad Guy

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 09:39 PM

-Men discovered weapon and created hunting.
-Women discovered hunting and created fur.

-Men discovered colours and created paintings.
-Women discovered paintings and created make-up.

-Men dicovered farming and created food.
-Women discovered food and created diet.

-Men discovered friendship and created love.
-Women discovered love and created marriage.

-Men discovered Women and created sex.
-Women discovered sex and created headaches.

-Men discovered trade/exchange and created money.
-Women discovered money and ever since then its gone wrong!





BTW this is my 300th post, hehe!

Edited by Mr Bad Guy, 04 March 2006 - 09:40 PM.


#2 Neon

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 09:44 PM

SO true :P

Congrats on your 300th post mate :(

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:38 PM

:( psssst ^^ hmmm that is tisss words can not explain the sterotypical views that are used that is just disgraceful probably made by a guy who just been dumped and taking anger out thats psst.

Haha but yeah feminisim aside yeah i laughed at some especailly the sex and headache haha :P thats funny my friend and have you seen men with money? psst it never lasts come on just coz we got an obsession with shopping which i am a true victim off haha ^^ hmmmm maybe all you will see the negative side of women on the site im sorry im ranting ^^

But yeha good fun and ill just end it with a nice note :D

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:41 PM

Hahahaa that's a good one Mr Bad Guy

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 01:04 PM

O so true!

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 07:22 PM

That was a goodone but there is one thing missing men discovered smoke and fire then women discovered how to fire it up

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 07:34 PM

-Men discovered cars and started driving
-Women discovered driving and caused chaos

#8 Mr Bad Guy

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 09:58 PM

View PostSphere, on Mar 5 2006, 07:34 PM, said:

-Men discovered cars and started driving
-Women discovered driving and caused chaos

Thats a good one, Sphere. heheh!

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 10:21 AM

~moved to humor - as true as it is, it is still humour, lolol~

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 11:11 AM

Wasn't it??? Hmm... hadn't noticed

-Men discovered instruments and created music
-Women discovered music and created slimy artists

#11 Mr Bad Guy

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 02:43 PM

thanks for movin it Clarky. It was to be here in da 1st plc, but somehow I ended up postin it in da wrong plc.

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 03:29 PM

so true

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 01:12 PM

Well well well arent we getting cocky ^^ here are some just to balance the equalibrium of course no harm meant :P and Guys if you keep up with this "anti female" act people may think to question your sexuality ;)

Ok God created men first as a prototype but when creating women he made perfection

When God made women he was just showing off

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism

Of course i am joking and just like all the women jokes i take so lightly Megan expects you to do the same ;)

#14 Sphere

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 01:15 PM

Reminds me of a comic... I can't find it back on the web, but I can explain it in text no prob:

Women: God must be a man, otherwise, he wouldn't have created men!
Man: And about the consequences, they don't think....




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