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[tc1]

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
>listened to
> her prayers which she ended by saying:
>
> "God bless Mommy,
> God bless Daddy,
> God bless Grandma and
> good-bye Grandpa."
>
>
> The father asked, ! "Why did you say good-bye
> grandpa?"
>
>
> The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it
> just seemed like the thing to do."
>
>
> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
>coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened
>to her prayers which went like
> this:
>
>
>
>
> "God bless Mommy,
> God Bless Daddy and
> good-bye Grandma."
>
>
> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
>kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl
>was going to bed the dad heard her say:
>
> "God bless Mommy and
> good-bye Daddy."
>
>
> He practically went into shock. He couldn't
> sleep all night and got up at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He
>was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He
>figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
>
> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going
> home at the end of the d! ay he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking
>at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he
>breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
>the matter?"
>
> He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
>my life."
>
> She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
>happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."
>
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[Neon]

ha ha, thats your best so far.

[ShadowFox]

ROFL that's great XD

[Mr Bad Guy]

lol dats a good one!

[patman174]

LOL, yeah thats great.