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> an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
> from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young,
>student nurse
> appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>
> "Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask, "are my
> testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I
> don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and
>feet."
>
> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
> about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
> sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds
> his penis in one hand and his testicles inthe other, lifting and
>moving
> them around.Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
>nothing
> wrong with them, Sir."
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
> says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful,
> but, listen very, very closely.....
> "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
>
