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>found that her shoes were missing.
>
>She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
>
>When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired
>to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
>
>As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on
>the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing
>me."
>
>The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor, but
>it was stuck fast.
>
>"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
>
>"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
>tight!"
>
>"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
>
>There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There!
>That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
>
>In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
>'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
