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> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
>
> "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
>toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
>
> The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me
>and blew my testicles off."
>
> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right
>now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come
>in at 10:00A.M."
>
> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00
>A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
>
> "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the
>first two hours we stand around scratching our balls..no point in you
>coming in for that."
