Late at night, a man on the highway speeding badly sees a cop in his rearview mirror and thinks "oh darn, I can't risk a ticket right now!"
So he speeds up, but bad luck, he's spotted and the cop starts following him and pulls him over.
So, the man shaking and hoping it's not to bad
Cop says "Okay, I've had a very bad day, my boss is mad at me, I got 5 guns pointed at me at one time today, my dog died. If you can give me a very good reason why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
So the man thinks and answers "Well, my wife ran off with a cop a week ago and I thought you were bringing her back!"
Officer:
"Have a good day sir"
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A good one or a ticket
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, Feb 18 2006 01:06 PM
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 01:06 PM
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 08:20 PM
Good one 
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 08:50 PM
thats funny one:lol:. i would do da same!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 11:11 AM
ha ha, you americans...tsk! 
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 02:42 PM
Very good, lol 
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 04:58 PM
Neon, on Feb 20 2006, 05:11 AM, said:
ha ha, you americans...tsk!
Too funny?
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 11:01 PM
Neon, on Feb 20 2006, 12:11 PM, said:
ha ha, you americans...tsk!
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