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>rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old
>ladies sitting in a used car.
>
> He stopped and asked them, "Why are you sitting in that car? Are
>you trying to steal it?"
>
> "Heavens no, we bought it."
>
> "Then, why don't you drive it away?"
>
> "We can't drive."
>
> "Then, why did you buy it?"
>
> "We were told that, if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed; so,
>we're just waiting."
