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>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
>because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
>inside
>them is color coded."
>
>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
>everything
>inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those
>guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
>when
>the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
>Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
>balls,
>no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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