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#1 tnctx02

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 09:14 PM

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends.

#2 ShadowFox

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 09:43 PM

lmfao rofl, nice!

#3 Mr Bad Guy

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 09:57 PM

funny one, I heard it b4. classic.

#4 x2p

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 10:09 PM

tis a classic

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 06:43 AM

hehe,cool

#6 clarky3429

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 09:46 AM

LMAO nice, i love that one, lolol

#7 ACiD BuRN

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 01:06 PM

Good one ;)




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