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>seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then
>casually looks at his watch for a moment.
>
>The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running
>late?"
>
>"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was
>just testing it."
>
>The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
>special about it?"
>
>"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
>
>"What's it telling you now?"
>
>"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
>
>The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I
>am wearing panties!"
>
>The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be
>an hour fast."
>
