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>THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING
>AND PANTING.
>
>"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS
>
>"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
>
>HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS
>4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR
>CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"
>
>THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS
>SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS
>BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR.
>
>b YOU ROTTEN SOB", SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND
>YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"
>
stupid guy!
