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>>>>> >
>>>>> > Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite
>>>>> > bar,
>>>>drinking beer.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
>>>>>life
>>>>without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College
>>>>and
>>>>sign up for some classes."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of
>>>>admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English,
>>>>history, and logic.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Yeah."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would
>>>>have a yard."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "That's true, I do have a yard."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
>>>>logically that you would have a house."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Yes, I do have a house."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have
>>>>> > a
>>>>family."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "I have a family."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
>>>>>must
>>>>have a wife."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Yes, I do have a wife."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
>>>>heterosexual."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing! You were able to find out all
>>>>> > of
>>>>that because I have a weed eater."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves
>>>>> > to
>>>>go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed
>>>>up
>>>>for math, English, history, and logic.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "No."
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Then you're a queer.
>>>>> >
very funny.
