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> >>one
> >>evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
> >>tried to
> >>avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
> >>
> >>
> >>Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to
> >>the
> >>
> >>owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
> >>lobbyists.
> >>
> >>
> >>About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
> >>clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of
> >>expensive wine in
> >>one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling
> >>happily,
> >>smeared with lipstick.
> >>
> >>
> >>"What happened?" asked Hillary.
> >>
> >>
> >>"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
> >>gave
> >>me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
> >>love to
> >>me."
> >>
> >>
> >>"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
> >>
> >>The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I
> >>just
> >>
> >> killed the old cow."
