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1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a
really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it - a really big dog dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in ½ an hr. Don't disturb the
Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
