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[tc1]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
>by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
>To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
>Men use them to have safe sex."
>"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
>class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and
>asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
>The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
>Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these
>for?"
>"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
>Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
>pack.
>With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
>men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

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[atsaunier]

tc1, on Dec 26 2005, 08:37 PM, said:

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
>by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
>To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
>Men use them to have safe sex."
>"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
>class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and
>asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
>The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
>Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these
>for?"
>"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
>Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
>pack.
>With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
>men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

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[DJD]

[Visentinel]

Edited by Visentinel, 27 December 2005 - 01:19 PM.

[RedInferno]

Oh my, lol.

[Neon]

Its sad but true, Red will tell you...marriage is not fun!

[british_dude361]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! That's a hoot!! KW13- Why isn't marriage fun?

[Neon]

Sex once a month, Redinferno must be frustrated!

[stevenaxe]

that's really good!

[ShadowFox]

hmm... sounds like it's pretty much true to me, O.o