> > hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the
> > stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one
> > before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that!
> > Here's a picture of my daddy."
> >
> > He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife,
> > Lizzy, didn't like his father.
> >
> > So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
> > fields, he would go there and look at it.
> >
> > Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
> >
> > One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
> > mirror.
> >
> > As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b@%ch
>he's
> > runnin' around with."











