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[ShadowFox]

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (for example, "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their top five reasons for drawing this conclusion were:

No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

[RedInferno]

LOL....very funny..

[Visentinel]

ShadowFox, on Dec 2 2005, 05:50 AM, said:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Hahahaha so so so so so very very very true :rolleyes:

[ShadowFox]

Isn't it though

Computers HAVE to be female LOL

[clarky3429]

lololol, i havnt heard that one yet, well done! lol

[RedInferno]

Visentinel, on Dec 1 2005, 11:09 PM, said:

Hahahaha so so so so so very very very true :rolleyes:

Women = time x money... LOL :rolleyes:

[ShadowFox]

Meaning computers are the Root of all evil

[DJD]

Then i like evil

[Nvyseal]

ShadowFox, on Dec 1 2005, 09:16 PM, said:

Isn't it though

Computers HAVE to be female LOL

Not all of them... My mom computer says "you have male"

[DJD]

[ShadowFox]

LOL that's great dave!

[atsaunier]

This is a good one, plus some of the comments are too

[RedInferno]

Nvyseal, on Dec 3 2005, 09:13 AM, said:

Not all of them... My mom computer says "you have male"

LOL...there was joke like that somewhere..can't remeber though...