An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"
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An artist, a lawyer and a Computer Scientist
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, Dec 01 2005 06:27 PM
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Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:27 PM
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Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:47 PM
LOL..that IS your life!
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Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:50 PM
Are you mocking me?
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Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:56 PM
Nope....:twitches: never....not the KING of darkness...
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Posted 02 December 2005 - 06:57 AM
I know the best comedy is autobiographical, but sheesh!!!!
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Posted 02 December 2005 - 01:59 PM
HAHA!!!! Funny 
I didn't mean litteraly
I didn't mean litteraly
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Posted 02 December 2005 - 07:00 PM
Shadow has put off killing me....I haven't seen any snipers around yet!
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Posted 03 December 2005 - 06:01 AM
Thing is red, you'll never know we are there... stealth 
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Posted 05 December 2005 - 06:51 PM
***GUNSHOT**** ARGHHHH!!!!
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