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#1 USM

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 01:43 AM

if a chicken and a half
laid an egg and a half
in a day and a half
how long would it take
a grasshopper
with a wooden leg
to kick the seeds
out of a dill pickle :crazy:

Edited by USM, 15 April 2007 - 01:43 AM.


#2 chriso_86

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 01:45 AM

What the crap dude!!!


So............. what is the answer?

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 01:59 AM

View Postchriso_86, on Apr 14 2007, 09:45 PM, said:

What the crap dude!!!
So............. what is the answer?
answer??? :friends:

Edited by USM, 15 April 2007 - 02:00 AM.


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Posted 15 April 2007 - 02:55 AM

This was ggogle's answer. All the rest pertained to more chickens. LOL.

If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney!

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:04 AM

View PostWFO, on Apr 14 2007, 10:55 PM, said:

This was ggogle's answer. All the rest pertained to more chickens. LOL.

If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney!
;)

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 02:11 AM

3? i think i did the math right... ;)

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 01:41 AM

View Postmysticalmoose, on Apr 16 2007, 10:11 PM, said:

3? i think i did the math right... :bluerip:
Math you have calculations for a grasshopper with a wooden leg??? :crazy:

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:24 AM

Is that a Chicken Joke??

OK-- here are some computer answers to that age old riddle-

"Why did the Chicken cross the Road???
"


--Newton Chicken : Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!

--VISTA Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

--OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

--Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken.

--Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

--Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you 1.4999999999.

--Microsoft Chicken ™ : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

--Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)

--C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways.

--C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

--VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

--OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

--Assembler Chicken : First it builds the road ...

--Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

--Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

--Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

--Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

--COBOL Chicken :
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM
0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Edited by Roadrunner, 21 April 2007 - 02:26 AM.


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Posted 24 April 2007 - 02:49 AM

:offtopic: :rofl:

Edited by hog, 24 April 2007 - 02:49 AM.


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Posted 25 April 2007 - 06:22 PM

:sphere: Good one roadrunner!




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