1. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
8. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.
9. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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Ten Things You Never Hear In Church
Started by
Nvyseal
, Feb 07 2008 11:10 PM
6 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 07 February 2008 - 11:10 PM
#2
Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:33 AM
Very good, very good, and yes I can testify, verify, and sanctify that I have NEVER heard any of those in any church that I have pastored. WOW, wouldn't that be a thrill, especially 2, 6, and 9...Father Talker.
#3
Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:00 PM
The G to the Zizzle ftw!!
#4
Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:01 PM
talker, on Feb 7 2008, 07:33 PM, said:
Very good, very good, and yes I can testify, verify, and sanctify that I have NEVER heard any of those in any church that I have pastored. WOW, wouldn't that be a thrill, especially 2, 6, and 9...Father Talker.
#5
Posted 08 February 2008 - 11:54 PM
#6
Posted 09 February 2008 - 12:08 AM
yuk,yuk nice onr MO
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