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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 05:14 PM

ZunePhone, ZunePhone, ........
That's all I seem to hear from everybody where ever I go! As I told you people back in July, "ZunePhone is getting closer!" It's closer than it was back then by several months.
I can confirm that among the massive feature list of the "ZuP" (as I like to call it) will be:

4g Network capability
FM Radio
Clock
Lo-res GPS
Terra-Server DirectAccess
WhisperPhone Technology
Volume Control
SilverLight Animation
IE 8 (Light Edition)
IndirectBuy Technology
Micropedia

The list goes on and on and on .......
That's why it's taking us so long, we are doing this the Microsoft way! RIGHT!
Sure Apple sent over their little snitches and sneak-thieves and stole our ZuP Alpha Mock ups (which they used to make the iPhone), but we will let that slide.

Get the "Real Thing!" Zup! Coming closer, closer, closer, closer, clo...........
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#2 m.oreilly

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 05:34 PM

hey steve, welcome aboard! sorry re all the ribbing, but you know how that goes :) i for one can't wait for that there zunephone! open a can o' whip@ss on that job's mob :christo:

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:32 PM

Hey MO, I have a suspicion that it is you who created Fake Balmers blog and you who created Balmers account..
:christo:

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:58 PM

nope :christo: , but you can always visit steve at his blog, and ask him about it :)

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 11:05 PM

gosh, original

so, for now Steve Ballmer's account is suspended for double-membership :christo:

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 11:38 PM

Wow.. have I killed the Fun ? :christo:

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 04:22 AM

View PostTheBearLT, on Feb 16 2008, 03:38 PM, said:

Wow.. have I killed the Fun ? :christo:
:)



well, we can only hope steve comes back. i miss him already... :yahoo:

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 04:51 AM

:christo: ha ha ha ha hah ha.

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 02:09 PM

You guys are kinda strange over here!

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 03:11 PM

Wow... BALMER IS BACK !!!!! Posted Image

Yey.... ^_^ Posted Image

Edited by TheBearLT, 19 February 2008 - 03:12 PM.


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Posted 19 February 2008 - 03:15 PM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on Feb 19 2008, 04:09 PM, said:

You guys are kinda strange over here!

No dude.. :roadrunner: We love MS... that makes us cool... and our penises bigger of course..

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 05:49 PM

mine has always been... big :roadrunner:

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 06:16 PM

So tell me Mr Ballmer, will your ZuP beat the crap out of my cellphone AND my MP3 player all at ONCE? And it will do everything they do and more and in a much better way? Also will I be able to cook eggs with it and let it do my homework in my place?

edit: Oh and will using it enlarge my penis with some super ZuP waves irradiating from it? That way I wouldn't need to answer to those spam I get all the time.

Edited by hog, 19 February 2008 - 06:19 PM.


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Posted 19 February 2008 - 06:21 PM

please, let's all be a bit more respectful of steve (you answer that spam??? :roadrunner: ).

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 07:03 PM

View Postm.oreilly, on Feb 19 2008, 07:49 PM, said:

mine has always been... big :roadrunner:

Bigger then Jonahs Falcons ?

...I guess not.. So think again, before using apple products :storm: You getting the point ? :RJsPC:

Edited by TheBearLT, 19 February 2008 - 07:06 PM.





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