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#1 RedInferno

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 02:57 AM

http://www.computerjokes.net/003.htm (too long to post)

As nvy knows, people around me are rednecks...:P

So..

Redneck Computer Terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE - What you pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco Dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARD COPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week old underwear

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 03:47 AM

greatness :P

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 10:15 AM

~SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

ROFL !!!!!!

#4 RedInferno

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 02:36 PM

LOL....Dave and I know all about rednecks LOL

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 05:50 AM

... You need to come visit me and see a whole new side to rednecks.




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