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#1 RedInferno

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 12:05 AM

It is a dark night in gotham city.....batman and robin received a call from hte police regarding a bomb threat in a parking complex on the lower east side....

"robin! STay close! It's dangerous!'

"Don't worry about me batman. I can take these guys on!"

Suddenly, Joker, Riddler, Mr freeze, and penguin step out of the shadows.

Penguin: You're the only one stupid enough to fall for the fake Batman symbol in the sky trick. Now, it's time or you to kiss you protons goodbye!"

Mr freeze has obviously changed guns. Now, he has a hyper-phase distortion blaster!

But, Robin grabs the blaster and throws it out of the parking complex to two stories below. Batman pulls out his nina star, but JOker whacks him on the head with a croquet mallet, while Riddler puts robin in the full nelson! Batman hits his distress signal, and alfred is on the way in hs modified Harrier Jump Jet Who's going to get to the blaster first? You make up the rest!

(RULES: No more than three, nonconsecutive posts a day. We want to have fun, not make a spam thread. Yes, I have permission from Karl to do this. So, everyone makes up te next line of the story. GO!!!!
Red - Batman
Karl - RObin
Alfred - Nvy
Joker - Shadow
Mr freeze - Visentinel
Riddler - Clarky
Penguin - Lino)

Edited by RedInferno, 19 October 2005 - 12:15 AM.


#2 Neon

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 12:19 AM

gee willikers Batman...we need to do something fast, wake up...Robin was cornered with Batman, nothing could be done...or could it?

Joker i chain choke ya, your broke ya, can't rap no...

HA HA HA, your feeble rhymes no longer affect me...see, i am a Ja rule fan, nothing can touch me.

Meanwhile Batman managed to come around and come to his senses, so Joker, you want to hit me with the croquet mallet...come on robin, it's time for a game of chess with our old adversary

Holy-batty-whack-knitters Batman, you stole someone elses quote from another film, and my zipper just broke...and i gotta...ya'know...go

(Will the blaster remain forgotten, or will Robin wet his best spandex suit...?)

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 12:24 AM

Uh oh...the penguin starts waddling toward the elevator....batman kicks his tailcoated butt and he falls...but the nriddler gets into a sedan and is about to run over robin, who arms iare pinned by mr freeze. Alfred, right on time, drives in inside the bentley and pulls out an Ak-47...(sure not the butler we know)

WHat happens now?

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 12:28 AM

Would you like me to bring the car around mr wayne?

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 12:29 AM

Batman takes this chance to visit the local store, usually he's not allowed in alfreds car, he really wants milk for his cup of tea later, upon return Alfred takes on Yoda who forgot which film set he was meant to be on, and pops some slugs from his gat (ak-47)

Vadar runs on, ready to strike out batman with a swift move when robin comes in, Damn vadar, brush your teeth man...this gives them enough time to confuse him and rope the bad guys *including joker, riddler, penguin e.t.c* into a game of hide and seek...

Unfortunately two face won the toss on who hides first, will the bad guys get away?

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 11:03 PM

However, Alfred with his ak-47, finds to his dismay that vader is using the force to repel the bullets!

"As a matter of fact, alfred, get your butt over here and help me, don't boody go and bring the car aroung!!!"

Meanwhile, riddler is performing his classic irish jic! However, this jig also involves his debutante, mr freeze and penguin punching out robin's kidney's with an i-beam! Meanwhile, joker has managed to clean batman's clock, actually he's just a bit dirty other than that. Batman slaps a plastique explosive (where does he get this stuff?) onto vader's helmet...Let's see you breathe even with that vocablator after this one!

MEanwhile, mr. freeze takes a shot of steroids..."check out these guns! I'm so good i don't even have to work for the muscle"

"Alfred, go get the hyper-phase distortion blaster!" Alfred takes the ol' bentley and runs over joker's croquet mallet.

"HAhahAHAHHA, you think that miserable butler's gonna stop me, batty boy?" And with that he whips out his tennis racket and breaks it over batmans pointy-eared head. Robin meanwhie, kicks mr. freeze in the land down under....Kaching, round 1 is done! however, alfred get's the hyper phase distortion blaster ony to find blackbeard and his salty sea-dogs examining it.

"What be it, mates?"

" i reckon it be a bit of treasure mates!" With that, blackbeard slits his compadre's throat. Typical....power struggle. Alfred though Blackbeard was history? Well, he soon wil be, after alfre performs his third-dan black belt karate on hm. A few thumb jabs at the spinal cord at the base of the neck should take him out. But, blakcbeard, being dumb as he is, shoots the blaster and hits......

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 11:00 PM

...the music and the lights, all the heroes and their adversaries have a small party, Yo jokey...pass me the next blunt says robin upon spying Jokey rolling one for batman...

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 02:07 AM

Batman and the guys are all tokin (yes, tokin, not takin) a buncha joints when alred comes in an says to the bartender...yo, whut up my g, be a brother and hook me up with a shot of whiskey. When the bartender gives it to him, alfred takes a swig of maalox from the bottle (gas problems) and says....




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