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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
>engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern
>and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is
>three wishes total," says the Genie.
>
>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
>also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
>With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
>fertile for farming.
>
>Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
>Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
>come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
>Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
>
>The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
>about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
>500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
>our out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
>
>The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

[Cory]

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