Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor
handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I
can see what I am doing!"
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that
lantern down I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the
doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet
another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor...
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
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Hillbillies????
Started by
tc1
, Aug 11 2006 05:46 PM
5 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 11 August 2006 - 05:46 PM
#2
Posted 11 August 2006 - 10:32 PM
lol!! Thats funny!
#3
Posted 11 August 2006 - 10:49 PM
Very good indeed
#4
Posted 11 August 2006 - 11:13 PM
Help me remember to put down my maglite after my first
#5
Posted 12 August 2006 - 03:37 PM
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Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
I wonder what they named the baby girl?.... Motha?
#6
Posted 12 August 2006 - 06:53 PM
lmao that was good
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