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 Apr 15 2007, 01:43 AM
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 GRIM DEVILDOG  Group: Sponsor Posts: 315 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Au Gres, Michigan USA Member No.: 1,541 Country: USA  |
if a chicken and a half
laid an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle :crazy: This post has been edited by USM: Apr 15 2007, 01:43 AM |
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Apr 15 2007, 01:45 AM
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 Director of Technology Development  Group: Global Moderator Posts: 2,270 Joined: 25-August 06 From: Illinois Member No.: 772 Country: U.S. |
What the crap dude!!!
So............. what is the answer? |
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Apr 15 2007, 01:59 AM
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GRIM DEVILDOG Group: Sponsor Posts: 315 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Au Gres, Michigan USA Member No.: 1,541 Country: USA |
QUOTE(chriso_86 @ Apr 14 2007, 09:45 PM)  What the crap dude!!! So............. what is the answer? answer??? 
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Apr 15 2007, 02:55 AM
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 Super Adv. Member  Group: Members Posts: 567 Joined: 7-October 06 Member No.: 893 Country: USA |
This was ggogle's answer. All the rest pertained to more chickens. LOL.
If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney! |
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Apr 17 2007, 01:04 AM
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GRIM DEVILDOG Group: Sponsor Posts: 315 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Au Gres, Michigan USA Member No.: 1,541 Country: USA |
QUOTE(WFO @ Apr 14 2007, 10:55 PM) This was ggogle's answer. All the rest pertained to more chickens. LOL. If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney! 
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Apr 17 2007, 02:11 AM
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 CHARGE! Group: Members Posts: 115 Joined: 16-April 07 Member No.: 1,713 Country: USA |
3? i think i did the math right...
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Apr 21 2007, 01:41 AM
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GRIM DEVILDOG Group: Sponsor Posts: 315 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Au Gres, Michigan USA Member No.: 1,541 Country: USA |
QUOTE(mysticalmoose @ Apr 16 2007, 10:11 PM) 3? i think i did the math right... Math you have calculations for a grasshopper with a wooden leg??? :crazy: |
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Apr 21 2007, 02:24 AM
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 Super Adv. Member Group: Sponsor Posts: 616 Joined: 29-June 06 From: Irvine, california Member No.: 633 Country: USA |
Is that a Chicken Joke??
OK-- here are some computer answers to that age old riddle- "Why did the Chicken cross the Road???" --Newton Chicken : Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket! --VISTA Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. --OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. --Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken. --Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to. --Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you 1.4999999999. --Microsoft Chicken ™ : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road. --Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!) --C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways. --C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side. --VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken) --OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message. --Assembler Chicken : First it builds the road ... --Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side. --Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. --Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken. --Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do! --COBOL Chicken : 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING This post has been edited by Roadrunner: Apr 21 2007, 02:26 AM |
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Apr 24 2007, 02:49 AM
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 official linguist Group: Sponsor Posts: 1,288 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Montreal area, QC Member No.: 1,706 Country: Canada |
This post has been edited by hog: Apr 24 2007, 02:49 AM |
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Apr 25 2007, 06:22 PM
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GRIM DEVILDOG Group: Sponsor Posts: 315 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Au Gres, Michigan USA Member No.: 1,541 Country: USA |
Good one roadrunner!
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