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[Scuba]

Can you cry under water?



How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?




Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?




Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?





Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?






If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?






Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

[m.oreilly]

"If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"
he was obsessive/compulsive, and suffered from "asteroids"...

[VROSA]

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Now im scared ! I will be sleeping like (and with) a baby soon ! ...lol...