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in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the
gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he
said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she
took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting
and jumping up and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all
your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape
really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran
around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his
wife in. "Now," said the husband, "tell that motherfriger you have a
headache!"
:rolleyes:
Edited by scaramonga, 26 November 2006 - 02:55 PM.
Have you ever wondered why people cry and both weddings and funerals?...talker. 
less sex, more headaches 
But think of this...you can never own a woman, you really can't even rent or borrow them...but you always have to pay for them. And the payments last a lifetime...maybe two 
...talker. 
