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[tc1]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by
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>an enemy Native-American Indian war party. The Chief
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>proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
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>honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in
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>three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you
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>three requests.
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>What is your first request?"
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>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
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>my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought
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>before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear,
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>and the horse gallops away.
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>Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
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>woman on his back
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>As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the
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>Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next
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>morning the Chief admits he's impressed.
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>"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will
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>still kill you in two days. What is your second
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>request?"
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>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
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>Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
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>the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
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>the plains and disappears over the horizon.
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>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
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>returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even
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>More attractive than the blonde.
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>She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
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>night. The following morning the Chief is
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>again impressed. "You are in deed a man of many
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>talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
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>"What is your last request?"
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>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
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>horse...alone."
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>The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
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>brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone,
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>the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
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>square in the eye and says,
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>"Listen very carefully, you dumb ass .....
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>For the Last time .......... BRING POSSEE!!!!

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[Roadrunner]

Good One

[m.oreilly]

[Christopholofigus]

Ah, an oldie but goodie!

[Tweak]

:thaustin_powers_animated_dancin :177289i5o3snv8uw:

[Nvyseal]

tc1 passed away today.

I'll always remember him for his jokes and great sense of humor

RIP Charlie, you will be missed.

~Nvy

[m.oreilly]

Nvyseal, on Aug 16 2007, 07:43 PM, said:

tc1 passed away today.

I'll always remember him for his jokes and great sense of humor

RIP Charlie, you will be missed.

~Nvy

my god. dave, what happened? oh man.

[Nvyseal]

Dont know mike

[m.oreilly]

[chriso_86]

Are you serious?! This is really sad.

[Scuba]

R.I.P. No longer will your humor brighten our days Charlie. May god rest your soul.

Edited by Scuba, 17 August 2007 - 08:59 PM.

[talker]

Gee, my thoughts and prayers to all. Never lost anyone on the forum before...talker.